这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
An absurdist classic
This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.
我看的是侏罗纪世界还是人文景观哲学电影？我不需要生存还是毁灭，只想爽一下啊！环球在干啥？暑假第一部直接踩雷…
前面的内容已经忘了。韩版。2:27:01。相当无聊和平庸。要倍速看才能忍受的那种。人类，地球之癌，从恐龙角度简直是恐怖片，比如恐龙版的海豚湾，人类对所有物种的奴役，杀戮或是一种人类对另外一种人类的（）。现代人也就幻想故事里拍一拍环保，小女孩被绑架（准备研究她的基因 没实际伤害）从主角到配角全都全力以赴的去救被绑的小女孩（或者月圆的可能好点）。就这样吧。很美国式爆米花。产出这样一堆垃圾电影除了给财阀增加财富也不会怎样了。女演员们倒是不错。这大蝗虫。孤雌。二人偷偷说话的时候那打奶泡的声音听着是失败了一样（声音太大），也是他的人？正义人士一路帮忙要安排个黑人也是强行zzzq
马耳他恐龙和摩托车、小皮卡的追逐战堪称经典，一对老恋人和一对中年不油腻恋人的感情戏倒也穿插得不错。#20220717
主角这么多有啥用？强行怀旧...所谓的“统治”成了个背景板，居然讲起来了蝗虫...
3d看出4d效果 我老公几次快在座位上自行弹飞了 但剧情就别纠结了 就是来看大恐龙的 闺女连呼大恐龙太多了都看腻了。。。
前半段含龙量都低于10%了咱就是想问一句到底是有多穷啊😅
以及冗长枯燥的双线叙事合并到一起，太生硬。
前半部分无聊到你迟到一小时都不会觉得遗憾的地步。
当大家都冲着恐龙这一巨物坐到电影院里准备感受肾上腺素的飙升，却发现自己被如此密集的笑点所周围，想必也是一种惊喜的体验，更不用说这些笑点的出现时间以及方式都打得观众措手不及。
MM IMAX，影院第一部，有被爽到，单拉出来马耳他追车戏、森林潜水都是顶级视听制作，杀手龙的跑酷值得漫威好好学怎么做类型融合，种种鬼屋戏码也娱乐性十足，透着斯皮尔伯格时代的闯关趣味，和当今自带吐槽的白烂剧作技巧，当然情节的衔接也是当今级别的烂，“我们反对基因编辑但好人主角例外”、“反派ego像科技公司CEO”、“龙龙像狗子深情对望”，这种沈石溪式、报告文学式的宏大叙事，堪称用低智打败低智的银幕阿Q，但话又说回来，当雷龙如其所是地顶满画面时，就是影院如其所是的意义。
前半部分无聊到你迟到一小时都不会觉得遗憾的地步。
可能就比《神奇动物在哪里3》和《蜘蛛侠：英雄无归》强点点。
动作没得弹！干脆利落，不拖泥带水。抡起棒槌就是干。依稀想起第一部穿高跟鞋跑得比星爵更快的彪悍…
恐龙是人为蝗灾是人祸，无论多大的罪恶，只消找到配方就能让一切恢复。
整个故事线都有问题！！开始那么多文戏差点睡着，可能没用的情节能够删掉一个半小时。
久违的特效大片，比及格分好一些的商业片，剧情上有点无法接受第一次见面就拼命保护女主的飞行员，只有一个逃生座椅都不给自己用，为了塑造无私的黑皮好人吗，全员肤色搭配均匀，城市追逐戏看腻了汽车摩托车，被恐龙追有点酷爽，这么刺激激情的运动/打斗/科幻电影硬是要插爱情线，还要插两条，而且贯穿一个孩子应该听父母的话，不听话就会后果很严重的教育观，非常像是某些国内导演编剧想要输出的效果
说句老实话，去掉文戏，让我看两个小时恐龙都可以
2.5，不建议观看，卖情怀的部分也因为时间太长全忘了。但是imax加资深影迷观感一定爆炸。
用谁是卡姿兰大眼睛来表示恐惧
剧情真的不太可，但奇葩的电影院体验把我们搞开心了，摇椅子，喷气，吐泡泡，还莫名其妙的戳了一下后背，和同学这学期最后一次出来玩了。
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